A joke Courtesy of Wee Matt
This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad
says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the bread-winner
of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here
to take care of your needs, so we'll call you Human Needs. The nanny,
we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call
him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So
the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The
next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."The father says, "Good, son,
tell me in your own words what you think politics is about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, Human Needs are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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